This is my list of the top three movies I wish these actors never signed on to do.
KEVIN BACON:
The Air Up There
Pyrates
Quicksilver
KATHY BATES:
Diabolique
Primary Colors
Waterboy
JEFF BRIDGES:
The Men Who Stare at Goats
TRON
TRON: Legacy
SANDRA BULLOCK:
In Love and War
Premonition
Speed 2: Cruise Control
STEVE BUSCEMI:
Airheads
Barton Fink
Trees Lounge
MICHAEL CAINE:
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Bewitched
Jaws: The Revenge
HELENA BONHAM CARTER:
Dark Shadows
The Lone Ranger
Terminator Salvation
MATT DAMON:
Chasing Amy
Dogma
The Informant!
JEFF DANIELS:
My Favorite Martian
Trial and Error
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael
GEENA DAVIS:
Earth Girls Are Easy
Cutthroat Island
Stuart Little 3
JUDI DENCH:
Chocolat
J. Edgar
Shakespeare in Love
ROBERT DE NIRO:
The Big Wedding
Hide and Seek
What Just Happened?
JOHNNY DEPP:
Nick of Time
Pirates of the Caribbean 3
Secret Window
LEONARDO DICAPRIO:
Critters 3
J. Edgar
Total Eclipse
MICHAEL DOUGLAS:
And So It Goes
It Runs in the Family
You, Me and Dupree
ROBERT DOWNEY JR.:
Bowfinger
In Dreams
Gothika
ROBERT DUVALL:
The Apostle
Colors
Deep Impact
SALLY FIELD:
Absence of Malice
Punchline
Surrender
HARRISON FORD:
Blade Runner
Hollywood Homicide
What Lies Beneath
MORGAN FREEMAN:
Deep Impact
Dreamcatcher
Evan Almighty
JOHN GOODMAN:
Barton Fink
Red State
What Planet are You From?
HUGH GRANT:
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
Mickey Blue Eyes
Night Train to Venice
TOM HANKS:
Bachelor Party
Dragnet
Punchline
WOODY HARRELSON:
Defendor
Semi-Pro
2012
DUSTIN HOFFMAN:
I Heart Huckabees
Ishtar
Little Fockers
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN:
The Master
Punch-Drunk Love
Strangers With Candy
ANTHONY HOPKINS:
Hannibal
Hearts in Atlantis
Meet Joe Black
ANJELICA HUSTON:
The Crossing Guard
The Dead
The Grifters
SAMUEL L. JACKSON:
1408
Snakes on a Plane
XXX
TOMMY LEE JONES:
Hope Springs
A Prairie Home Companion
Volcano
DIANE KEATON:
And So It Goes
The Big Wedding
Hanging Up
MICHAEL KEATON:
Desperate Measures
The Dream Team
Jack Frost
NICOLE KIDMAN:
Bewitched
The Paperboy
The Stepford Wives
BEN KINGSLEY:
The Dictator
The Love Guru
The Prince of Persia
SHIRLEY MACLAINE:
Bewitched
Bruno
Mrs. Winterbourne
WILLIAM H. MACY:
Jurassic Park III
Mystery Men
Wild Hogs
JOHN MALKOVICH:
Being John Malkovich
Mary Reilly
Shadow of the Vampire
STEVE MARTIN:
Bowfinger
Little Shop of Horrors
The Out-of-Towners
FRANCES MCDORMAND:
Aeon Flux
Laurel Canyon
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
HELEN MIRREN:
Phil Spector
Raising Helen
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
BILL MURRAY:
Garfield 2
The Man Who Knew Too Little
Wild Things
LIAM NEESON:
The A Team
Battleship
The Haunting
JACK NICHOLSON:
Anger Management
The Crossing Guard
How Do You Know
EDWARD NORTON:
Death to Smoochy
The Incredible Hulk
Keeping the Faith
AL PACINO:
Gigli
Glengarry Glen Ross
Jack and Jill
SEAN PENN:
She's So Lovely
Tree of Life
The Weight of Water
JOAQUIN PHOENIX:
Clay Pigeons
8 MM
The Master
BRAD PITT:
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Meet Joe Black
Tree of Life
TIM ROBBINS:
Howard the Duck
Jungle Fever
War of the Worlds
SAM ROCKWELL:
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Cowboys and Aliens
The Sitter
MARK RUFFALO:
In the Cut
Just Like Heaven
Rumor Has It
GEOFFREY RUSH:
Mystery Men
$9.99
Pirates of the Caribbean 3
SUSAN SARADON:
The Banger Sister
The Big Wedding
Jeff, Who Lives at Home
CHLOE SEVIGNY:
The Brown Bunny
If These Walls Could Talk 2
Sisters
GARY SINESE:
The Big Bounce
Bruno
Reindeer Games
SISSY SPACEK:
Affliction
Blast From the Past
If These Walls Could Talk
KEVIN SPACEY:
Glengarry Glen Ross
The Men Who Stared at Goats
The Ref
MERYL STREEP:
Hope Strings
A Prairie Home Companion
The Series of Unfortunate Events
DONALD SUTHERLAND:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Don't Look Now
The Puppet Masters
HILARY SWANK:
The Black Dahlia
The Core
New Year's Eve
EMMA THOMPSON:
Last Chance Harvey
Men in Black 3
Primary Colors
BILLY BOB THORNTON:
The Apostle
Armageddon
Primary Colors
MARISA TOMEI:
Anger Management
Cyrus
Wild Hogs
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN:
Balls of Fury
Excess Baggage
Gigli
DENZEL WASHINGTON:
Deja Vu
Out of Time
Unstoppable
SIGOURNEY WEAVER:
Ghostbuster 2
Snow White: A Tale of Terror
You Again
ROBIN WILLIAMS:
The Big Wedding
Death to Smoochy
Popeye
KATE WINSLET:
Carnage
Little Children
Movie 43
JAMES WOODS:
Contact
The Specialist
Videodrome
