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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Worst 100 Movies Ever

Sorry if I offend anyone but these movies just suck. I tried to stay as far away from horror movies as I could, 'cause they're just a give in. I try and avoid bad movies like the plague. I can usually smell them a mile away, but some slip by.

These are in Alphabetical Order not in Ranking Order. (As of Dec. 2007)

1. "Affliction"
2. "Anaconda" (I wish a snake ate this script)
3. "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" (was I supposed to laugh?)
4. "Angela's Ashes" (Good Lord! Read the book)
5. "Atlantic City" (what the hell was going on in this movie?)
6. "Audition" (zzzzzz)
7. "Beaches" (sentimental hogwash)
8. "Black Dahlia"
9. "Blast From the Past"
10. "Blue Velvet" (why do people like this movie?)
11. "Boondock Saints" (come on, Willem Defoe in drag!)
12. "Bringing Out the Dead"
13. "Cabin Boy" (are you kidding me?)
14. "Chicago" (stolen Oscar)
15. "City of Angels" (great soundtrack, if only the movie was as good)
16. "The Color of Money"
17. "Contact" (Jodi? How bad did you need a new pair of shoes?)
18. "Cops and Robbersons"
19. "The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys" (and a dress to match, Jodi?)
20. "Daredevil"
21. "Dazed and Confused" (even when I'm stoned this movie SUCKS)
22. "Death to Smoochy" (Robin Williams, I'm not surprised, But Edward Norton?)
23. "Dreamcatcher" (Stephen King at his best)
24. "Easy Rider"
25. "8 mm" (there is no hope left for Nicolas Cage)
26. "Election" (or Matthew Broderick)
27. "Epic Movie"
28. "Fair Game" (Cindy Crawford, enough said)
29. "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" (why is this an 80's classic?)
30. "Father's Day"
31. "54"
32. "Five Easy Pieces" (even Jack Nicholson couldn't save this film)
33. "G.I. Jane" (Demi Moore is 1 of the worst actresses ever & U can quote me)
34. "Gosford Park" (just took up space as a best picture nominee)
35. "The Graduate" (you didn't seduce me)
36. "Grease" (I despise this movie)
37. "Hannibal" (one of the worst sequels)
38. "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" (I need to stop seeing trani movies)
39. "The Hulk" (Jennifer Connelly wins an Oscar and then does this movie?)
40. "I Heart Huckabees" (great cast, horrible movie)
41. "Jawbreaker"
42. "Keeping the Faith"
43. "The Last Action Hero"
44. "Disney's The Lion King" (I know I'll get a lot of hate mail for this but the
movie had no point and my brother will agree. You "Lion King" nutriders)
45. "Little Nicky"
46. "Lolita" (1962)
47. "The Lost Boys" (the 2 Coreys before rehab)
48. "Lost in Translation" (this movie works better than my sleeping pills)
49. "Lost World: Jurassic Park 2"(when are people going to learn the hazards of
sequels?)
50. "Love Story" (I can smell Ali McGraw's bad acting through my television)
51. "Meet Joe Black" ( I don't get it)
52. "Mickey Blue Eyes"
53. "Michael" (oh, John Revoulta)
54. "Midnight in the Garden of Good & Evil" (destroyed the book completely)
55. "My Best Friend's Wedding" (didn't she end up in the same position she was in at
the beginning of the movie. Why R U wasting my time?)
56. "Nick of Time"
57. "One Fine Day"
58. "One Hour Photo" (no more dramas for Robin Williams! That's an order!)
59. "Passenger 57"
60. "Phenomenon"
61. "Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End" (one was enough, Thank You)
62. "A Prairie Home Companion" (someone slowly strangling me)
63. "The Producers" (1968)(wasn't funny the first time around)
64. "Psycho" (1998)(shameful re-make)
65. "Rebel Without a Cause" (and a script)
66. "The Ref"
67. "The Ring 2" (you lost me with the deer)
68. "Saving Silverman"
69. "Secret Window" (please stop buying Stephen King's books and making them into
movies)
70. "The Secretary" (as a woman I found this movie very offensive)
71. "Serial Mom"
72. "Shakespeare in Love" (stolen Oscar)
73. "She's All That" (stupid, she was all that before you changed her)
74. "She's So Lovely" (and I love Sean Penn, but we all make mistakes)
75. "Speed 2: Cruise Control"
76. "Spirited Away" (no wonder I hate Manga books)
77. "Starship Troopers" (Denise Richards, enough said)
78. "Stepmom"
79. "Stop! or My Mom Will Shot" (hopefully me)
80. "Taxi Driver" (I'll fight anyone that says else wise)
81. "Team America: World Police" (stick to cartoons)
82. "Thinner"
83. "Total Recall" (totally retarded)
84. "Toys" (L.L. Cool J, enough said)
85. "Trapped in Paradise"
86. "Triplets of Belleville" (if I want a movie with no talking I'll watch
"Goldrush")
87. "200 Ciagarettes" (oh, god, Gaby Hoffman and Christina Ricci-train wreck)
88. "2001: A Space Odyssey" (this movie was as exciting as Y2K)
89. "Up Close and Personal" (wow, I just realized I have like 1/2 of Michelle
Pfeiffer's career on this list)
90. "National Lampoon's Van Wilder" (you lost me at the dog testicles)
91. "Wag the Dog"
92. "War of the Worlds" (2005) (lamest ending ever)
93. "Waterboy" (the Fronz, enough said)
94. "The Weight of Water" (sounds heavy)
95. "Welcome to the Dollhouse" (more like doghouse)
96. "What Lies Beneath" (Harrison Ford as a bad guy? come on)
97. "Wild Things" (Girls Gone Wild-only without good actresses)
98. "Working Girl" (not working)
99. "X X X"
100. "Zoolander"

Unhonorable Mentions

"Analyze This" (De Niro should not do comedies)
"Dog Day Afternoon" (dead dog)
"Drop, Dead, Gorgeous"
"Now & Then" (and never again)
"Starwars: Episode 1" (stick 2 the originals)
"The Story of Us"
"Chocolat"
"Being John Malkovich" (what the hell?)
"Clay Pigeons" (1998)
"Papillon" (I kept watching it and hoping it would get better)
"Network" (I'm mad as hell that I watched this)
"Mystery Men"
"Master of Disguise" (I had more hope in Dana Carvey)
"Mad Love"
"The Ladies Man"
"Addicted to Love"
"It's Pat"
"Manhunter" (thank god they remade that one)
"Mixed Nuts"
"The Interpreter" (it had potential)
"Enough" (this movie could only get worse if it was spelled "Enuf")
"Conspiracy Theory" (Mel's true personality comes out)
"Couch Trip"
"The Crush" (1993)
"Dangerous Minds" (leads to dangerous scripts)
"Darkwater" (2005)
"The Day After Tomorrow" (is just another day)
"Daytrippers" (I'm still tripping)
"Detroit Rock City" (I'm never visiting there again)
"Doc Hollywood"
"High School High"
"Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame" (even as a cartoon Demi sucks)
"I Love Trouble" (this movie was almost as bad as Nick Nolte's mugshot)
"In & Out" (was the way my lunch went while I watched this movie)
"In Dreams" (In a Nightmare)
"3 Women" (everyone involved in this film were on drugs)
"What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" (the singing scenes are excruciating)
"Saturday Night Fever" (there is nothing good about this movie except the Bee Gees)
"Arsenic and Old Lace" (what the hell was this movie about?)
"Heathers"
"The Gate" (a nightmare)
"American Wedding" ( talk about working for a paycheck)
"Real Genius" (its an oxymoron for "Real Stupid")
"Suddenly, Last Summer" (quickly, I hate it)
"Punch-Drunk Love" (wound have taken any of those three over watching this movie)
"A Perfect Getaway" (I wanted to get away from this movie)
"Interseller" (Stop.  It's not Intellectual)